How to recognize individual aptitude and recruit ?

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How to recognize individual aptitude and recruit .....interesting ! !

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.

If they are counting the bricks. ...Put them in the accounts department.

If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. Put them in SALES.

if they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning. And then last but not the least.

If they are talking.......talking and more talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.

Congratulate them and put them in top management. ;)

CONVERSATION WITH GOD!!!!

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes itcomplicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You areworrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your habit.That'swhy you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional.

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty..
God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purifiedwithout fire. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer.With thatexperience their life becomes better not bitter.

Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?
God: Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the testfirst and the lessons afterwards.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be freefrom problems?
God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons(to)Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle andendurance, not when you are free from problems.

Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we areheading..
God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Lookinside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in theright direction. What should I do?
God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measureas decided by you. Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying than knowingyou rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have togo. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.Me: What surprises you about people?
God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they never ask"Why me". Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but few wantto be on the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't get the answer.
God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to be.Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?
God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence.Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the New Daywith a new sense of inspiration.
God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts anddoubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve

WE ARE SO IMPATIENT

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?" The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, What is this?" At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".

A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "What is this?" This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page.

When the son read it, the following words were written in the diary :- "Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa, when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23 times.

I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my innocent child". While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

So.. If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient, humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. have a nice time and if u love your parents